....I am still trying to deSide between Shick or Norelco this year...as the comercials get more and more crafty.
Which one does Santa use?

None I suppose.
Purrhaps a straight edge. No cream. Against the grain...
just when he runs out of Scotch tape! Good Graceous No! (Or is it 3M? ) I forget. I like the invisible tape my Self. But it costs more....
DayDreaming Driving.. I awoke in a Dream...transfixed by Carbon Monoxide and Talk radio. People smiling in their mirror, their Lists in hand.

Wishing the same thing as me.... yet
still surrounded by Madness and Mayhem
Chaos and Cars everywhere.
Stampede Sales of Need and Greed
Lust and Want...running here and there, everywhere.... to find the best deal.
All rushing out to buy Jesus a present....
don't these people
know Santa will certainly bring Jesus a Gift? Who better? It IS His BEARTHday...a Capricorn on Christmas! (I wonder if He feels slighted with Gifts around His BEARTHday....?) No doubt.
I don't know if Jesus used a Shick or Norelco either.
Santa knows! though. He
knows ....
Anyway.....>I was making BElieve today ,as I drove home in what we call, "neverending traffic" that every One in this painfully long line of Carbon Fumes was
actually on line to see... Santa.
That I had my List,
carefully filed in my Mind,
of what it is I wanted.
And on that list was
#1 "This traffic to go away..."
That Santa would e v e n t u a l l y see me and
hear my Plea..."Plea se Santa. Make Them go away. They are in My Way."
"Why are they in your Way "he would say....
"I cannot say, You see,
for the reason is not clear to me."
That Santa would read these Words.
Smile.
Nod......Wink.
Fold the List back up
lead me by the hand....walk me to THE Sleigh
Sit me down
Sit beside me
Smile again
Wave
and Lift Offf
to
Fly High
on The Flight of my Life...
the
making BElieve from my Hopes and Dreams.
The Matter of Fact.
But he couldn't get out of trafffic.

I guess the HoliDays got him down.
I BElieve in SANTA.