"There she goes again. What's she on?"
"Who does she think she's fooling?"
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop being so incessantly happy all of the time! You're driving me nuts!!"
And thus it begins. The assault on the beach fronts of apathy. Here they come, wave after wave of them. Perhaps they cannot be stopped, for the calculating logic of their assault seems invincible.
They are the incessantly happy people; threat to our way of life and all that is heavy.
Oh, I know what you're thinking. They're just annoying, they can't really do any harm. Shows what you know.
These slaphappy nutbags have found secret tunnels that lead straight to the heart and are mounting a group assault upon them from all sides. And the only defense is to dig ourselves in deeper, or fill in those last few points of contact with the outside world.
See? That's where they win. By keeping their heart access open, they're getting resupplied from all directions. We have to do something, and do it quick, or else our way of life is in dire jeopardy. They'll find me dead before they find ME hugging people and dancing in the streets!
The tide of battle has already begun to turn against us. I'm not sure what we'll do, but what I am sure of..is the seemingly unstoppable momentum of these overoptimistic rainbow stuffers.
Yea, we may be an elite corps of the most cynical and argumentative humans that ever walked the planet. Yes, we may be loyal to our cause..
But we are surrounded by traitors everywhere!! Can't you see the smiles on their faces? The way they shamelessly join in the flippant fun? They used to be on our side! Should have known: the way they smirked at that one stupid little face she made in the window, then quickly remembered proper form and scowled back at her. The cracks in our armor should have been apparent then. It just seemed a moment of weakness looking back..oh was it ever!
And so we must join together in our separateness, people! We must pull together through our individuality! We know that argument and the competitive spirit is what will make us stronger, and help us win the fight!
So let us argue now! Let us fight each other now! Let us EACH win this thing alone! Prepare for their smiles with sneers! Prepare for their love with cruelty!
We cannot..mustn't give in to the insanely happy people! Resist people! Resist the urge to join in their fun!
"You! Stop that! Stop dancing around like that! You're not supposed to play on the..heh.
Stop that."
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